Street View Hyperlapse

Have you Hyperlapsed yet?…

This neat little ‘Google Maps API and Javascript combo’ by Teehan + Lax Labs enables you to plot two points on a map, then watch the journey in a video. Somehow it manages to stich all of the Google Street View images together to create the video, the smaller the distance between the two points, [...]

Phone

Should I Text Him?…

Have you ever got a guys digits on a pissed up night out? Do you have a guys number you have the ultimate crush on? Has your boyfriend left the toilet seat up too many times, to the point you have given him the hair dryer treatment, or thrown teacups at him?…. I know what [...]

Jim

Dear Jim’ll Paint It, can you please paint me…

Have you ever wondered what the following drawing would look like?….. ‘Wolf from Gladiators exiting one of the telepods from the 1986 movie The Fly. He has accidentally entered the telepod holding his old school Nokia 3210 and has emerged a half man/half mobile phone mutant.’ No?… Well read on… In the last few months [...]

nutter

Stand Up Comedy Saved My Life

Someone once said ‘Creativity should be ignored at your peril’. That was true for me. I spent my early twenties submerged in corporate bullshit; utilizing my big mouth and thick skin to make unjustified amounts of money flogging flats to wankers. To say I was unfulfilled would be an understatement. I was dead inside. Money [...]

Marmite Gate Header

Vine creates #MarmiteGate

So who’s had a play with the new ‘Vine’ app? Vine enables the creation of six second looped videos to appear in your social feeds and also within the Vine app itself. If you haven’t downloaded it yet, get it here on iOS. I recently injured my back, so while I have been sitting around [...]

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“F*ck Off You Mug…”

I went to my cupboard this Monday morning, caveman like, gasping for brew, then for a moment stepped back and marveled at my array of novelty mugs all hogging part (or most) of the cupboard, never used… Put yourself in to the mind of the mug, sat there all year anticipating being used, drunk from and cleaned… [...]

I Love Harry

Thanks But No Thanks Baldy Balls

Women talk about a lot of things, hair and sex are two favourites. Sometimes they combine: “I ended up unexpectedly sleeping with a date once”, my mate said, “and I wasn’t prepared, down there.” “I didn’t mind…” she added, roguishly. “But he did!” Groomed within an inch of his life: shaved chest, baldy balls, the [...]

Self Service Tills

Unexpected item in bagging area…

Please remove this item before continuing. Self service tills, love or hate? Let’s look at both sides of the agreement here: LOVE: Speed: They can get you through the transaction process much quicker Anonymity: You don’t need to talk to anyone after a hard day in the office. Small talk with a till operator isn’t [...]

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Go #selfie yourself

When I was a teenage boy the word Selfie had one meaning; it was something I’d do in my bedroom, in the shower and in any public toilet cubicle I could find and it would usually end with a gooey navel, eye or, on one occasion, mouth (I have since learned when to keep my [...]